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Bucharest, Romania

Hello from Bucharest! or is it Budapest… Where am I? Oh well, the journey is more important than the destination they say, and my journey here was quite interesting, although the destination, Bucharest, is rather nice as well.

A bus from Chisinau takes 7-8 hours, the train takes 13. I took the train. It is also more expensive than the bus, but I was travelling first class. That’s correct, I booked a ticket for a first class berth on the overnight train from Chisinau to Bucharest, it was only $7 more than second class anyhow. Luckily I had read up on the journey beforehand, or I may have been somewhat shocked with what I discovered. The train has been described as a rolling Soviet museum, it appears relatively unchanged since the 50s or 60s. First class is not comfort class, but it was an experience. My cabin had two seats/beds. Nobody joined me on the journey. The train was a quarter full at most. The conductor is a gruff Moldovan man who speaks Russian.

Why does the train take so much longer than the bus? Well partly it’s because the train is very slow. Mostly it’s because they have to lift the train up. Train tracks in the former Soviet Union are a different size than those in the rest of Europe. This means that at the border with Romania they have to lift each carriage individually and change its wheels to fit the tracks. This, along with the border crossing, took about two hours, starting at about 7pm. If you take the train in the opposite direction you get woken up by immigration and customs at 3am.

The Moldovan customs officer poked through my bag and checked every possible storage spot in the cabin. Her Romanian counterpart said hi, asked if I had cigarettes or alcohol, and wished me a good journey. A middle aged Moldovan lady came by to ask if I was feeling well. I was.

While all this was going on the carriages were jacked up, and the new wheels installed. I watched the process happening to another carriage out of my window. I didn’t even feel when my own carriage was lifted or lowered. The experience was not all it was chalked up to be.

After that it was smooth sailing all the way to Bucharest. And when I say ‘smooth’ I mean ‘not smooth’. The train bumped along all through the night, and while my little bed was comfy enough, I’ve had better sleeps. That morning at 6am there was a knock on my door letting me know we were about to arrive, and just like that I was in Bucharest.

Many of the old buildings here were destroyed by Nicolae Ceaușescu, the Communist leader of Romania from ’65 to ’89, to make way for his massive building projects. One man saved over twenty buildings and churches by lifting them, installing train tracks underneath, and rolling them out of the way. This includes one apartment building which he moved with the residents still inside. There are still some nice buildings, especially ones from the turn of the century when French style was all the rage. The biggest attraction here is the biggest, literally.

The Palace of the Parliament is the second largest administrative building in the world, after The Pentagon. It is also the heaviest building in the world, on account of all the marble, and carpets, and 16m high velvet curtains. Construction was started in 1983. Many of the best architects from Romania and worldwide submitted designs. Ceaușescu chose the design of a 27 year old straight out of school because hers was the largest, no other considerations. It was meant to take two years. When communism fell and Ceaușescu was executed in 1989 it was not complete. Since they had all the building materials ready to go they continued the project, finishing in 1996. There are over one thousand rooms inside. It currently houses the Romanian parliament, many government offices, a contemporary art museum, some restaurants, and other things. Less than 400 of the rooms are in use. You can rent them for conferences and other events.

As stupid as the building is, almost all of the building materials came from Romania, which is nice. There is marble everywhere, and expensive wood. The hundreds of chandeliers are made of crystal. If they turned on all the lights at once it would cause a power outage in Bucharest. The carpets are so large that they were made in pieces and stitched together once they were inside. I took a tour. We walked two kilometres (not in a straight line), and up 300 stairs, and saw only 5% of the building. I still struggle to grasp just how large it is. It is as big under the ground as above it, with a nuclear bunker at the bottom.

Ceaușescu wanted a massive balcony on the front so that he could give speeches to massive crowds of people. He died before the balcony was completed. The first person to speak from the balcony was Michael Jackson. He said, “It’s really good to be here in Budapest“. Many other international musicians have made this mistake. The second time Iron Maiden played Bucharest the road from the airport was lined with billboards saying, “You are in Bucharest, not Budapest”. Some tourists book a ticket to the wrong city. I was here on purpose.

I also visited Ceaușescu’s house. This was his private residence for him, his wife, and his three children. It was not as large as I expected, but I think that if I had not just been in the massive Palace of the Parliament I would have been more impressed. It was a pretty darn nice house.

I saw some other things in Bucharest, but these stood out.

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Cluj-Napoca, Romania

It was an eight hour bus ride from Budapest to Cluj, half of it in the dark. I saw very little of the Romanian countryside on account of this, which is a shame. I was especially sad for the darkness because the roads we drove once in Romania felt quite exciting. We drove downhill for quite some time on a narrow, winding road full of switchbacks and tight corners. I suppose the darkness added to the excitement of the drive, as all I could really see were the headlights of oncoming traffic.

And then I arrived in Cluj-Napoca, Cluj for short, largest city in a certain region of Romania you may have heard of before, Transylvania… Ever since arriving I must admit I find myself less sanguine than usual. I feel somewhat drained. I awaken in the morning feeling weak and somewhat faint. I shy away from the sun…

I only kid. I feel just fine and there are absolutely no vampires here. I cannot stress enough the fact that everything is normal.

Cluj was under construction, or renovation I suppose. The cathedral was shrouded in cloth, another large church was infested with scaffolding, and the purportedly stunning ‘mirror street’ in which both sides of a street are identical, is somewhat lopsided with one half being refurbished. It was an interesting city to spend some time in nonetheless. Fairly quiet, good coffee, small streets and wide avenues. I spent an afternoon walking in a park on a hill, trying not to trip on the decaying concrete paths and steps. There were a couple dozen strange concrete cylinders jutting out of the ground on a hillside. They extended about half a meter above the ground, and since many were missing their tops, I could see that metal rungs set in to the walls allowed you to climb several meters beneath the surface, not that you’d want to with all the empty bottles people have thrown in them. Perhaps the cylinders were once sarcophagi for the vampires which used to roam this land. I do not know the answers.

I ate a rather interesting food here, from an etymological point of view. Plăcintă is a disk of dough filled with cheese, potato, or cottage cheese. They were available from the windows of little shops for about one dollar and were rather tasty. The name plăcintă comes from the Latin placenta, meaning cake. You may also associate placenta with something else that is not a cake. However, it would seem that the term placenta in English got its meaning because it resembles, in shape if not in colour, a flat, disk-like cake such as a plăcintă. There’s your fun fact for the day, now go away.

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