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Welcome! Welcome!

By visiting this page you are now worshippers of ME! In MY cult of personality!

Do not fret dear foolish followers, little is required of you. The only obeisance I ask is that you read this blog, and keep up to date as I travel.

And if I should not post to this blog frequently enough? Well that is of course your fault for not worshipping me faithfully enough. For I am a kind god, but I am also a cruel one.

Now look upon my holy itinerary, which is very approximate and not to be taken literally. My trip will begin in Stockholm, Sweden on September 11, 2019.


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